成人笑话|Replacement rooster

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster.

Whack^{1! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers.}

Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse^{2 and rang the doorbell.}

A farmer appeared. The man somewhat nervously^{3 said, I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him.}

Suit yourself, the farmer replied, the hens are round the back.